Jesus is the English form of Ιησους (Iesous), which was the Greek form of the Aramaic name יֵשׁוּעַ (Yeshu'a).
Yeshu'a is itself a contracted form of Yehoshu'a. Yeshua ben Yoseph, better known as Jesus Christ, was born around this time a few years back and was the central figure of the New Testament and "the source" of non-stop funtimes Christian religion. He shouldn't be confused with Jesus Jones, the British alternative dance/alternative rock band, best remembered for their t...
Jesus is the English form of Ιησους (Iesous), which was the Greek form of the Aramaic name יֵשׁוּעַ (Yeshu'a).
Yeshu'a is itself a contracted form of Yehoshu'a. Yeshua ben Yoseph, better known as Jesus Christ, was born around this time a few years back and was the central figure of the New Testament and "the source" of non-stop funtimes Christian religion. He shouldn't be confused with Jesus Jones, the British alternative dance/alternative rock band, best remembered for their tracks "Real Real Real", "International Bright Young Thing" and "Right Here, Right Now" in the early 90's.
According to the White Pages, 33 people in the U.S. are named 'Jesus Christ'. 4 in California. 3 in Georgia. 3 in Texas. 3 in Maryland. 2 in Virginia. 2 in Illinois. 2 in New Jersey. 2 in Pennsylvania. 1 in Maine. 1 in Mississippi. 1 in North Carolina. 1 in Kansas. 1 in New York. 1 in Hawaii. 1 in Tennessee. 1 in Connecticut. 1 in Wisconsin. 1 in Arizona 1 in Arkansas. 1 in Alabama. The poor bastards.
Merry Jesus/Kayne'mas to you all. Come drink with us to celebrate!
